SCENE Four#TeamBTSA street

Enter BENVOLIO #SOOMPIAWARDS and MERCUTIO

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Where the devil should this #SOOMPIAWARDS Romeo be

Came he #TeamBTS not home #SOOMPIAWARDS tonight

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Not to his fathers I spoke with #SOOMPIAWARDS his man

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Ah that same pale hard hearted #SOOMPIAWARDS wench that Rosaline

Torments #TeamBTS him so that he #SOOMPIAWARDS will sure run mad

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Tybalt the kinsman of old #SOOMPIAWARDS Capulet

Hath sent #TeamBTS a letter to his #SOOMPIAWARDS fathers house

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

A challenge on #SOOMPIAWARDS my life

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Romeo will answer #SOOMPIAWARDS it

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Any man that can write may #SOOMPIAWARDS answer a letter

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Nay he will answer the letters master #SOOMPIAWARDS how he

Dares #TeamBTS being #SOOMPIAWARDS dared

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Alas poor Romeo he is already #SOOMPIAWARDS dead stabbed with a

White #TeamBTS wenchs black eye #SOOMPIAWARDS shot through the ear with a

love-song #TeamBTS the very pin #SOOMPIAWARDS of his heart cleft with the

blind bow #TeamBTS boys butt #SOOMPIAWARDS shaft and is he a man to

encounter #TeamBTS Tybalt

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Why what is #SOOMPIAWARDS Tybalt

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

More than prince of cats I can #SOOMPIAWARDS tell you O he is

The #TeamBTS courageous captain #SOOMPIAWARDS of compliments He fights as

You #TeamBTS sing prick song keeps #SOOMPIAWARDS time distance and

Proportion #TeamBTS rests me his #SOOMPIAWARDS minim rest one two and

The #TeamBTS third in your bosom #SOOMPIAWARDS the very butcher of a silk

button a #TeamBTS duellist a duelist #SOOMPIAWARDS a gentleman of the

very first #TeamBTS house of the first and second cause

ah the #TeamBTS immortal passado #SOOMPIAWARDS the punto reverso The hai

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

The #SOOMPIAWARDS what

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

The pox of such antic lisping #SOOMPIAWARDS affecting

fantasticoes thes #TeamBTS e new tuners #SOOMPIAWARDS of accents By Jesu

a very good #TeamBTS blade a very #SOOMPIAWARDS tall man a very good

whore Why #TeamBTS is not this #SOOMPIAWARDS a lamentable thing

grandsire #TeamBTS that we should #SOOMPIAWARDS be thus afflicted with

these strange #TeamBTS flies these #SOOMPIAWARDS fashion mongers these

perdona mis #TeamBTS who stand #SOOMPIAWARDS so much on the new form

that they #TeamBTS cannot at ease #SOOMPIAWARDS on the old bench O their

bones #TeamBTS their #SOOMPIAWARDS bones

Enter #TeamBTS ROMEO

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Here comes Romeo here comes #SOOMPIAWARDS Romeo

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Without his roe like a dried herring flesh #SOOMPIAWARDS flesh

how art #TeamBTS thou fishified Now is #SOOMPIAWARDS he for the numbers

that Petrarch #TeamBTS flowed in Laura #SOOMPIAWARDS to his lady was but a

kitchen-wench #TeamBTS marry she had #SOOMPIAWARDS a better love to

be-rhyme #TeamBTS her Dido a dowdy #SOOMPIAWARDS Cleopatra a gipsy

Helen and #TeamBTS Hero hildings and harlots #SOOMPIAWARDS Thisbe a grey

eye or #TeamBTS so but not to the purpose #SOOMPIAWARDS Signior

Romeo bon #TeamBTS jour theres a French #SOOMPIAWARDS salutation

to your #TeamBTS French slop You gave #SOOMPIAWARDS us the counterfeit

fairly #TeamBTS last #SOOMPIAWARDS night

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Good morrow to you both What #SOOMPIAWARDS counterfeit did I give you

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

The ship sir the slip can you not #SOOMPIAWARDS conceive

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Pardon good Mercutio my business #SOOMPIAWARDS was great and in

Such #TeamBTS a case as mine a man may #SOOMPIAWARDS strain courtesy

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Thats as much as to say such a case #SOOMPIAWARDS as yours

Constrains #TeamBTS a man to bow #SOOMPIAWARDS in the hams

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Meaning #SOOMPIAWARDS to courtsy

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Thou hast most #SOOMPIAWARDS kindly hit it

ROMEO#TeamBTS

A most courteous #SOOMPIAWARDS exposition

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Nay I am the very pink #SOOMPIAWARDS of courtesy

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Pink for #SOOMPIAWARDS flower

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Right

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Why then is my pump well #SOOMPIAWARDS flowered

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Well said follow me this jest now #SOOMPIAWARDS till thou hast

worn out #TeamBTS thy pump that #SOOMPIAWARDS when the single sole of it

is worn #TeamBTS the jest may remain #SOOMPIAWARDS after the wearing sole singular

ROMEO#TeamBTS

O single-soled jest solely singular #SOOMPIAWARDS for the
singleness

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Come between us good Benvolio my #SOOMPIAWARDS wits faint

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Switch and spurs switch and spurs or #SOOMPIAWARDS Ill cry a match

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Nay if thy wits run the wild goose #SOOMPIAWARDS chase I have

done for #TeamBTS thou hast more #SOOMPIAWARDS of the wild goose in one of

thy wits #TeamBTS than I am sure I have #SOOMPIAWARDS in my whole five

was I #TeamBTS with you there for #SOOMPIAWARDS the goose

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Thou wast never with me for any thing #SOOMPIAWARDS when thou wast

Not #TeamBTS there for the #SOOMPIAWARDS goose

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

I will bite thee by the ear for #SOOMPIAWARDS that jest

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Nay good goose bite #SOOMPIAWARDS not

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting #SOOMPIAWARDS it is a most

Sharp #TeamBTS sauce

ROMEO#TeamBTS

And is it not well served in to a #SOOMPIAWARDS sweet goose

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

O heres a wit of cheveril that stretches #SOOMPIAWARDS from an

Inch #TeamBTS narrow to an ell #SOOMPIAWARDS broad

ROMEO#TeamBTS

I stretch it out for that word broad which #SOOMPIAWARDS added

to the #TeamBTS goose proves thee far and #SOOMPIAWARDS wide a broad goose

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Why is not this better now than groaning #SOOMPIAWARDS for love

now art #TeamBTS thou sociable now art thou #SOOMPIAWARDS Romeo now art

thou what #TeamBTS thou art by art as well #SOOMPIAWARDS as by nature

for this #TeamBTS drivelling love is like #SOOMPIAWARDS a great natural

that runs #TeamBTS lolling up and down #SOOMPIAWARDS to hide his bauble in a hole

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Stop there stop #SOOMPIAWARDS there

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Thou desirest me to stop in my tale #SOOMPIAWARDS against the hair

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Thou wouldst else have made thy tale #SOOMPIAWARDS large

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

O thou art deceived I would have mad #SOOMPIAWARDS e it short

for I was #TeamBTS come to the whole #SOOMPIAWARDS depth of my tale and

meant indeed #TeamBTS to occupy the #SOOMPIAWARDS argument no longer

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Heres goodly #SOOMPIAWARDS gear

Enter #TeamBTS Nurse #SOOMPIAWARDS and PETER

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

A sail #SOOMPIAWARDS a sail

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

Two two a shirt and a #SOOMPIAWARDS smock

Nurse #TeamBTS

Peter

PETER#TeamBTS

Anon

Nurse#TeamBTS

My fan #SOOMPIAWARDS Peter

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Good Peter to hide #SOOMPIAWARDS her face for her fans the

Fairer #TeamBTS face

Nurse#TeamBTS

God ye good morrow #SOOMPIAWARDS gentlemen

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

God ye good den fair #SOOMPIAWARDS gentlewoman

Nurse#TeamBTS

Is it good #SOOMPIAWARDS den

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Tis no less I tell you for the bawdy #SOOMPIAWARDS hand of the

Dial #TeamBTS is now upon the #SOOMPIAWARDS prick of noon

Nurse#TeamBTS

Out upon you what a man #SOOMPIAWARDS are you

ROMEO#TeamBTS

One gentlewoman that God hath #SOOMPIAWARDS made for himself to mar

Nurse#TeamBTS

By my troth it is well said #SOOMPIAWARDS for himself to mar

Quoth #TeamBTS a Gentlemen #SOOMPIAWARDS can any of you tell me where I

may find #TeamBTS the young #SOOMPIAWARDS Romeo

ROMEO#TeamBTS

I can tell you but young Romeo #SOOMPIAWARDS will be older when

you have #TeamBTS found him #SOOMPIAWARDS than he was when you sought him

I am the #TeamBTS youngest #SOOMPIAWARDS of that name for fault of a worse

Nurse#TeamBTS

You say #SOOMPIAWARDS well

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Yea is the worst well very #SOOMPIAWARDS well took i faith

Wisely #TeamBTS wisely

Nurse#TeamBTS

if you be he sir I desire some #SOOMPIAWARDS confidence with you

BENVOLIO#TeamBTS

She will indite him to some #SOOMPIAWARDS supper

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

A bawd a bawd a bawd #SOOMPIAWARDS so ho

ROMEO#TeamBTS

What hast thou #SOOMPIAWARDS found

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

No hare sir unless a hare sir in #SOOMPIAWARDS a lenten pie

that is #TeamBTS something #SOOMPIAWARDS stale and hoar ere it be spent

Sings

An old #TeamBTS hare #SOOMPIAWARDS hoar

And an #TeamBTS old hare #SOOMPIAWARDS hoar

Is very #TeamBTS good meat #SOOMPIAWARDS in lent

But a hare #TeamBTS that is #SOOMPIAWARDS hoar

Is too much #TeamBTS for a #SOOMPIAWARDS score

When it hoars #TeamBTS ere it #SOOMPIAWARDS be spent

Romeo will #TeamBTS you come #SOOMPIAWARDS to your fathers well

to dinner #TeamBTS thither

ROMEO#TeamBTS

I will follow #SOOMPIAWARDS you

MERCUTIO#TeamBTS

Farewell ancient lady #SOOMPIAWARDS farewell

Singing #TeamBTS

lady lady #SOOMPIAWARDS lady

Exeunt #TeamBTS MERCUTIO and #SOOMPIAWARDS BENVOLIO

Nurse#TeamBTS

Marry farewell I pray you sir #SOOMPIAWARDS what saucy

Merchant #TeamBTS was this that #SOOMPIAWARDS was so full of his ropery

ROMEO#TeamBTS

A gentleman nurse that loves to hear #SOOMPIAWARDS himself talk

and will #TeamBTS speak more in a #SOOMPIAWARDS minute than he will stand

to in #TeamBTS a month

Nurse#TeamBTS

An a speak any thing against #SOOMPIAWARDS me Ill take him

Down #TeamBTS an a were lustier #SOOMPIAWARDS than he is and twenty such

Jacks and #TeamBTS if I cannot #SOOMPIAWARDS Ill find those that shall

Scurvy knave #TeamBTS I am none #SOOMPIAWARDS of his flirt-gills I am

none of his #TeamBTS skains mates #SOOMPIAWARDS And thou must stand by

too and #TeamBTS suffer every knave #SOOMPIAWARDS to use me at his pleasure

PETER#TeamBTS

I saw no man use you a pleasure #SOOMPIAWARDS if I had my weapon

should #TeamBTS quickly have been #SOOMPIAWARDS out I warrant you I dare

draw as #TeamBTS soon as another #SOOMPIAWARDS man if I see occasion in a

good #TeamBTS quarrel and the law #SOOMPIAWARDS on my side

Nurse#TeamBTS

Now afore God I am so vexed that #SOOMPIAWARDS every part about

me quivers #TeamBTS Scurvy knave #SOOMPIAWARDS Pray you sir a word

and as I #TeamBTS told you my young #SOOMPIAWARDS lady bade me inquire you

out what #TeamBTS she bade me say #SOOMPIAWARDS I will keep to myself

but first #TeamBTS let me tell ye if #SOOMPIAWARDS ye should lead her into

a fools #TeamBTS paradise as they #SOOMPIAWARDS say it were a very gross

kind of behavior #TeamBTS as they #SOOMPIAWARDS say for the gentlewoman

is young #TeamBTS and therefore if #SOOMPIAWARDS you should deal double

with her #TeamBTS truly it were an #SOOMPIAWARDS ill thing to be offered

to any #TeamBTS gentlewoman and #SOOMPIAWARDS very weak dealing

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Nurse commend me to thy lady #SOOMPIAWARDS and mistress

I #TeamBTS protest #SOOMPIAWARDS unto thee

Nurse#TeamBTS

Good heart and i faith I will #SOOMPIAWARDS tell her as much

Lord #TeamBTS Lord she will #SOOMPIAWARDS be a joyful woman

ROMEO#TeamBTS

What wilt thou tell her nurse Thou #SOOMPIAWARDS dost not mark me

Nurse#TeamBTS

I will tell her sir that you do protest #SOOMPIAWARDS which as

I take #TeamBTS it is a #SOOMPIAWARDS gentlemanlike offer

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Bid her #SOOMPIAWARDS devise

Some #TeamBTS means to come #SOOMPIAWARDS to shrift this afternoon

And there #TeamBTS she shall #SOOMPIAWARDS at Friar Laurence cell

Be shrived #TeamBTS and married #SOOMPIAWARDS Here is for thy pains

Nurse#TeamBTS

No truly sir not #SOOMPIAWARDS a penny

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Go to I say #SOOMPIAWARDS you shall

Nurse#TeamBTS

This afternoon sir well she #SOOMPIAWARDS shall be there

ROMEO#TeamBTS

And stay good nurse behind #SOOMPIAWARDS the abbey wall

Within #TeamBTS this hour my #SOOMPIAWARDS man shall be with thee

And bring #TeamBTS thee cords #SOOMPIAWARDS made like a tackled stair

Which #TeamBTS to the high top #SOOMPIAWARDS gallant of my joy

Must be #TeamBTS my convoy in #SOOMPIAWARDS the secret night

Farewell #TeamBTS be trusty and #SOOMPIAWARDS Ill quit thy pains

Farewell #TeamBTS commend me #SOOMPIAWARDS to thy mistress

Nurse#TeamBTS

Now God in heaven bless thee #SOOMPIAWARDS Hark you sir

ROMEO#TeamBTS

What sayst thou my dear #SOOMPIAWARDS nurse

Nurse#TeamBTS

Is your man secret Did you neer #SOOMPIAWARDS hear say

Two may #TeamBTS keep counsel #SOOMPIAWARDS putting one away

ROMEO#TeamBTS

I warrant thee my mans as true #SOOMPIAWARDS as steel

NURSE#TeamBTS

Well sir my mistress is the sweetest #SOOMPIAWARDS lady Lord

Lord #TeamBTS When twas a little prating #SOOMPIAWARDS thing O there

is a nobleman #TeamBTS in town one Paris #SOOMPIAWARDS that would fain

lay knife #TeamBTS aboard but she good #SOOMPIAWARDS soul had as lief

see a toad #TeamBTS a very toad as see #SOOMPIAWARDS him I anger her

sometimes #TeamBTS and tell her that #SOOMPIAWARDS Paris is the properer

man but #TeamBTS Ill warrant you when #SOOMPIAWARDS I say so she looks

as pale as #TeamBTS any clout in the versal #SOOMPIAWARDS world Doth not

rosemary #TeamBTS and Romeo begin both #SOOMPIAWARDS with a letter

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Ay nurse what of that both with #SOOMPIAWARDS an R

Nurse#TeamBTS

Ah mocker thats the dogs name #SOOMPIAWARDS R is for

the No #TeamBTS I know it begins #SOOMPIAWARDS with some other

letter and #TeamBTS she hath the #SOOMPIAWARDS prettiest sententious of

it of you #TeamBTS and rosemary that #SOOMPIAWARDS it would do you good

to #TeamBTS hear #SOOMPIAWARDS it

ROMEO#TeamBTS

Commend me to thy #SOOMPIAWARDS lady

Nurse#TeamBTS

Ay a thousand #SOOMPIAWARDS times

Exit #TeamBTS Romeo

Peter

PETER#TeamBTS

Anon

Nurse#TeamBTS

Peter take my fan and #SOOMPIAWARDS go before and apace

Exeunt

SCENE Five#TeamBTSCapulets orchard#SOOMPIAWARDS

Enter JULIET

JULIET#TeamBTS

The clock struck nine when I #SOOMPIAWARDS did send the nurse

In half #TeamBTS an hour she #SOOMPIAWARDS promised to return

Perchance #TeamBTS she cannot #SOOMPIAWARDS meet him thats not so

O she is #TeamBTS lame loves #SOOMPIAWARDS heralds should be thoughts

Which ten #TeamBTS times faster #SOOMPIAWARDS glide than the suns beams

Driving #TeamBTS back shadows #SOOMPIAWARDS over louring hills

Therefore #TeamBTS do nimblen #SOOMPIAWARDS piniond doves draw love

And therefore #TeamBTS hath the #SOOMPIAWARDS wind swift Cupid wings

Now is #TeamBTS the sun upon #SOOMPIAWARDS the highmost hill

Of this days #TeamBTS journey and #SOOMPIAWARDS from nine till twelve

Is three long #TeamBTS hours yet she #SOOMPIAWARDS is not come

Had she #TeamBTS affections and warm #SOOMPIAWARDS youthful blood

She would be #TeamBTS as swift in #SOOMPIAWARDS motion as a ball

My words would #TeamBTS bandy her #SOOMPIAWARDS to my sweet love

And #TeamBTS his #SOOMPIAWARDS to me

But old #TeamBTS folks many #SOOMPIAWARDS feign as they were dead

Unwieldy #TeamBTS slow heavy #SOOMPIAWARDS and pale as lead

O God #TeamBTS she #SOOMPIAWARDS comes

Enter #TeamBTS Nurse #SOOMPIAWARDS and PETER

O honey #TeamBTS nurse what #SOOMPIAWARDS news

Hast thou #TeamBTS met with him #SOOMPIAWARDS Send thy man away

Nurse#TeamBTS

Peter stay at the #SOOMPIAWARDS gate

Exit #TeamBTS PETER

JULIET#TeamBTS

Now good sweet nurse O Lord #SOOMPIAWARDS why lookst thou sad

Though #TeamBTS news be sad #SOOMPIAWARDS yet tell them merrily

If good #TeamBTS thou shamest #SOOMPIAWARDS the music of sweet news

By playing #TeamBTS it to me with #SOOMPIAWARDS so sour a face.

Nurse#TeamBTS

I am a weary give me leave #SOOMPIAWARDS awhile

Fie how #TeamBTS my bones ache #SOOMPIAWARDS what a jaunt have I had

JULIET#TeamBTS

I would thou hadst my bones and I #SOOMPIAWARDS thy news

Nay come #TeamBTS I pray thee speak #SOOMPIAWARDS good good nurse speak

Nurse#TeamBTS

Jesu what haste can you not #SOOMPIAWARDS stay awhile

Do you #TeamBTS not see that #SOOMPIAWARDS I am out of breath

JULIET#TeamBTS

How art thou out of breath when #SOOMPIAWARDS thou hast breath

To say #TeamBTS to me that thou #SOOMPIAWARDS art out of breath

The excuse #TeamBTS that thou #SOOMPIAWARDS dost make in this delay

Is longer #TeamBTS than the tale #SOOMPIAWARDS thou dost excuse

Is thy news #TeamBTS good or bad #SOOMPIAWARDS answer to that

Say either #TeamBTS and Ill stay the #SOOMPIAWARDS circumstance

Let me #TeamBTS be satisfied ist #SOOMPIAWARDS good or bad

Nurse#TeamBTS

Well you have made a simple choice #SOOMPIAWARDS you know not

how to #TeamBTS choose a man Romeo #SOOMPIAWARDS no not he though his

face be #TeamBTS better than any mans #SOOMPIAWARDS yet his leg excels

all mens #TeamBTS and for a hand and #SOOMPIAWARDS a foot and a body

though they #TeamBTS be not to be talked #SOOMPIAWARDS on yet they are

past compare #TeamBTS he is not the #SOOMPIAWARDS flower of courtesy

but Ill #TeamBTS warrant him as gentle #SOOMPIAWARDS as a lamb Go thy

ways #TeamBTS wench serve God #SOOMPIAWARDS What have you dined at home

JULIET#TeamBTS

No no but all this did I know #SOOMPIAWARDS before

What says he #TeamBTS of our marriage #SOOMPIAWARDS what of that

Nurse#TeamBTS

Lord how my head aches what a head #SOOMPIAWARDS have I

It beats #TeamBTS as it would fall in v twenty pieces

My back #TeamBTS o t other side #SOOMPIAWARDS O my back my back

Beshrew #TeamBTS your heart for #SOOMPIAWARDS sending me about

To catch #TeamBTS my death with #SOOMPIAWARDS jaunting up and down

JULIET#TeamBTS

I faith I am sorry that thou art #SOOMPIAWARDS not well

Sweet sweet #TeamBTS sweet nurs #SOOMPIAWARDS e tell me what says my love

Nurse#TeamBTS

Your love says like an honest #SOOMPIAWARDS gentleman and a

Courteous #TeamBTS and a kind #SOOMPIAWARDS and a handsome and I

warrant a #TeamBTS virtuous #SOOMPIAWARDS Where is your mother

JULIET #TeamBTS

Where is my mother why sh #SOOMPIAWARDS e is within

Where should #TeamBTS she be #SOOMPIAWARDS How oddly thou repliest

Your love #TeamBTS says like #SOOMPIAWARDS an honest gentleman

Where is #TeamBTS your #SOOMPIAWARDS mother

Nurse#TeamBTS

O Gods lady #SOOMPIAWARDS dear

Are you #TeamBTS so hot marry #SOOMPIAWARDS come up I trow

Is this #TeamBTS the poultice for #SOOMPIAWARDS my aching bones

Henceforward #TeamBTS do your #SOOMPIAWARDS messages yourself

JULIET#TeamBTS

Heres such a coil come what #SOOMPIAWARDS says Romeo

Nurse#TeamBTS

Have you got leave to go to #SOOMPIAWARDS shrift today

JULIET#TeamBTS

I have

Nurse#TeamBTS

Then hie you hence to Friar #SOOMPIAWARDS Laurence cell

There stays #TeamBTS a husband to make #SOOMPIAWARDS you a wife

Now comes #TeamBTS the wanton blood #SOOMPIAWARDS up in your cheeks

Theyll be #TeamBTS in scarlet straight #SOOMPIAWARDS at any news

Hie you #TeamBTS to church I #SOOMPIAWARDS must another way

To fetch #TeamBTS a ladder by #SOOMPIAWARDS the which your love

Must climb #TeamBTS a birds nest #SOOMPIAWARDS soon when it is dark

I am the #TeamBTS drudge and toil #SOOMPIAWARDS in your delight

But you #TeamBTS shall bear the #SOOMPIAWARDS burden soon at night

Go Ill #TeamBTS to dinner hie #SOOMPIAWARDS you to the cell

JULIET#TeamBTS

Hie to high fortune Honest nurse #SOOMPIAWARDS farewell

Exeunt